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  <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 18:35:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Testing...1, 2, 3</title>
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  <description>I just figured I&apos;d mess around on youtube and try out this whole &quot;customized player&quot; stuff. So, here&apos;s my first one:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;13&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wonder how this will work out.</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;Parapluie&quot; from the &quot;Band of Brothers&quot; soundtrack composed by Michael Kamen</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:57:42 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Long Time, No Post</title>
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  <description>Sorry it&apos;s been so long, but I have a few things here that will hopefully make up for my lack of posts. (^^; First off, I have found two articles that are pretty amusing: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,138156-c,mp3players/article.html&quot;&gt;A man&apos;s iPod Nano catches fire in his pants&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,138139-c,wireless/article.html&quot;&gt;Think Geek has created a shirt that can find WiFi hotspots&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also have two videos to post today, and I think I&apos;ll just let them speak for themselves. (^^;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;11&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;12&quot; /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, that&apos;s it for today. Until next time, later days! (^^)/</description>
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  <lj:music>Some Tom &amp; Jerry cartoons on the telly downstairs. (^^;</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:13:30 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I&apos;m Not Smuggling Anything, Officer. Honest!</title>
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  <description>Wow! I didn&apos;t realize just how long it&apos;s been since my last post. Sorry about that. (^^;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, I few a few things for you. First, is one of my favorite online games: &lt;center&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.addictinggames.com/bloons.html?r=user_posted_link&quot; style=&quot;color:#2e4b82;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm.addictinggames.com/fimages/3693.jpg&quot; width=&quot;50&quot; height=&quot;50&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; style=&quot;float:left; border:2px solid #006; margin-right:5px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;display:block; padding-top:18px;&quot;&gt;Bloons&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And, I have just made the discovery earlier this evening of another game. I really enjoyed this one. You have to stop and think for this one. It&apos;s really quite fun. Anyway, the game is none other than: &lt;center&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.addictinggames.com/thevisiontest.html?r=user_posted_link&quot; style=&quot;color:#2e4b82;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm.addictinggames.com/fimages/3840.jpg&quot; width=&quot;50&quot; height=&quot;50&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; style=&quot;float:left; border:2px solid #006; margin-right:5px;&quot; /&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;display:block; padding-top:18px;&quot;&gt;The Vision Test&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br clear=&quot;all&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also have a few videos for you to watch. They&apos;re all from BBC&apos;s &quot;The Graham Norton Show&quot; and they are hysterically wonderful. This man...this wonderful, lovely man is just brilliant. Absobloominlutely brilliant! I love his show far too much. (^^: Anyway, here are the videos. Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;8&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;9&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;10&quot; /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The last video is just part one of three, so here are the links to the other two:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Elijah Wood On The Graham Norton Show&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6L4fRvlGHo&quot;&gt;Part 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyIzEH-BeQI&quot;&gt;Part 3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;And last but not least, I leave you with a picture I am sure you&apos;ll enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.snapdrive.net/files/338761/Pictures/att3co2.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have fun everyone! Good night! (^^)/</description>
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  <lj:music>The original Broadway cast recording of &quot;1776&quot;</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:32:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>It&apos;s a British Invasion!</title>
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  <description>I have some videos for you today. The first is the fourth epsiode of an old British show called &quot;Look Around You.&quot; This show is a mock school documentary. This one, in particular, is about ghosts. I love this one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;6&quot; /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And here is a particularly funny episode of the British motor car television series, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/&quot;&gt;Top Gear&lt;/a&gt;. I laughed throughout the entire episode. These guys are truly brilliant. Anyway, I am posting the first part of the episode here, along with a list of links to the suceeding parts incase you wish to continue watching the entire episode. So, without further adue, I give you the brilliance &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/&quot;&gt;Top Gear&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;7&quot; /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;ol type=&quot;I&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;Top Gear Builds Limos!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL4wAarvsfA&quot;&gt;Part 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpwOYhf7I-8&quot;&gt;Part 3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jSBzdumH_s&quot;&gt;Part 4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMmE7HXNH-M&quot;&gt;Part 5&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XCzvghuOjc&quot;&gt;Part 6&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy! (^^)</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:08:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The Entry that Almost Had a Theme... (^^;</title>
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  <description>I have a few videos for you today. First, I have for you one of my all time favorite videos, &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5640335510386293491&quot;&gt;Piratitude&lt;/a&gt;.&quot; This fake self-help/educational performance is hysterically funny. I highly recommend seeing this video. And, if you don&apos;t, all I can say is: &quot;How can anyone resist pirate pick-up lines!?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next, I have for you a video of &lt;a href=&quot;http://robprocks.com/&quot;&gt;Rob Paravonian&apos;s&lt;/a&gt; &quot;Pachelbel&apos;s Rant.&quot; This display music geek-gone-comedian is both extremely funny and, best of all, so very true. (^^;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;4&quot; /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After that, I have for you this random video of an Acapella group performing Daft Punk&apos;s &quot;Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.&quot; It&apos;s really quite impressive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;5&quot; /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And finally, an old news article from way back in 2005 about how &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/12/16/earlyshow/living/petplanet/main1132401.shtml&quot;&gt;penguins in Japan go for a &quot;march&quot; to walk off those extra pounds they gained from eating too much sushi.&lt;/a&gt; It&apos;s a short video and it has a video. This is certainly worth a read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m going to work on getting a pattern down for posting on this journal soon. It may take awhile though, since I have been rather busy as of late. But, hopefully I&apos;ll find a way to balance everything out. I also have made myself a header image. Unfortunately, I can&apos;t code CSS to save my life. So until then, I&apos;m stuck with what I&apos;ve got for now. But, that&apos;s alright. Well, that&apos;s it for now. See ya next time! (^^)/</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:48:42 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Three for Three</title>
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  <description>I have three things for you today. First is a site my friend &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_elvenpotato&apos; lj:user=&apos;elvenpotato&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://elvenpotato.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://elvenpotato.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;elvenpotato&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; sent to me earlier this afternoon. I&apos;m not really sure how to describe this site, but it is pretty entertaining. The site is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.omnomnomnom.com/index.php&quot;&gt;Om Nom Nom Nom&lt;/a&gt;. And remember, if you&apos;re not saying it out loud, then you&apos;re doing it wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next item I have for you is an animated short titled &quot;FreeRange&quot;. It seems rather childish at first, but give it time and you&apos;ll see that it&apos;s anything but.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;3&quot; /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And last, but not least, I have yet another picture hidden behind yet another cut. It is a Garfield comic strip, only without Garfield&apos;s dialog. Now, some of you may shy away from Garfield, but this one is definitely worth a read. (^^)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.snapdrive.net/files/338761/Pictures/gar4.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;gar4.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By the way, I have decided to use cuts for pictures. Unfortunately, I have only so much bandwidth and using a cut will allow me to have at least some control over the amount I use. I wish I didn&apos;t have to, but when you lack funds to pay for internet storage space, you work with whatever you can get. (^^;;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, that&apos;s it for today. Until next time, later days!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2007 23:06:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Movies and Pictures</title>
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  <description>I don&apos;t have much time today, since I have to finish up a few things before I leave for &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_booknerdguru&apos; lj:user=&apos;booknerdguru&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://booknerdguru.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://booknerdguru.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;booknerdguru&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&apos;s house. But, I went through some of my old things and found a few quality finds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First, is a video made by a group of soldiers who were stationed in Iraq at the time it was made. This is one of my favorites. It makes me laugh every time. The video is none other than &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;amp;videoid=163706&quot;&gt;Extreme Home Makeover: Iraq Edition!&lt;/a&gt;&quot; I love it so much. (^^)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now, for those who are not afraid of the word &quot;sex,&quot; and have a love for bunnies, then do I have a video for you! I know this video has been out all over the internet for a long time now but, it&apos;s one that has yet to grow old. And therefor, I shall post it anyway. This video is called, &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny&quot;&gt;Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me&lt;/a&gt;.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And finally, a picture I found some time ago that is so true that it is both hysterically funny and depressingly sad at the same time. However, one just has to love the sick and twisted humor that is the world of business. Well, that&apos;s it for today. I hope you have fun. Later days!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;03_10_2006_1.jpg&quot; src=&quot;http://www.snapdrive.net/files/338761/Pictures/03_10_2006_1.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:09:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Grand Opening!</title>
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  <description>Hello and welcome to the grand opening of &lt;strong&gt;Paradigm Matter&lt;/strong&gt;! This little project of mine has been something I have wanted to work on for some time now. I noticed that I have a tendency to find many random things when I wander around the internet, and I figured it was time I made a place to share them all with you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know there really isn&apos;t anything here at the moment. I am still working on a few details with the layout and such. Also, my ever so wonderful friend, &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser  ljuser-name_booknerdguru&apos; lj:user=&apos;booknerdguru&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://booknerdguru.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://booknerdguru.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;booknerdguru&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, has volunteered to make a header for me, so I am really looking forward to working with her on that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moving on to what this journal is for, I leave you with a few videos I found amusing. (^^)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;1&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;2&quot; /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also found this article back in early June, but there is just something about the idea of &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.informationweek.com/news/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=199703598&quot;&gt;a video game that may help fight cancer&lt;/a&gt; that amuses me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, that&apos;s it for now. Until next time, later days!</description>
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